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Wednesday, 20 May 2020

Barbarian Films

I just ordered 3 DVDs.
I have seen all the films but I don't own them.

I figured I should start building up my sword and sorcery collection which is currently a feeble lot like this?




EDIT: I do have Conan the Barbarian btw, it is on lend.


These are what I just ordered:









































I have fond memories of The Barbarians, but have not seen it in about 30 years, so it may well be very very shite.
As for Deathstalker, saw that a few months back, but good to own it.
Barbarian Queen?  Giggity for sure.

Saturday, 16 May 2020

The Lost World TV Show - My Thoughts

The Lost World.



Having seen this quite a while back, I re-watched it again a shorter while back.
And in fact I am re-re-watching it again at the moment.

Why so many re-watches?

It is easy to watch.
It is very much in the pulp vein, and it is this sort of happy disposable light entertainment that sometimes you want.
Having recently watched Game of Thrones, I wanted something that was lighter and did not require prior knowledge of the previous 400 episodes to be able to follow it or to get bummed out by it.

So how does it compare to the book?
Well it is a different beast, though both are products of their time.
The Lost World story is very much of its time in that it is really very racist, containing such lines as:

“A gigantic negro named Zambo, who is a black Hercules and willing as any horse and about as intelligent”

“Gomez and Manuel, two half breeds.”

“..and being observed by our huge negro Zambo who is as faithful as a dog, and has the hatred which all his race bear to the half breeds, he was dragged out..."

“Our devoted negro”

“In order to see our negro…”

And many references to the superiority of the European man.
So, not great on the race front.

The only real female is Gladys and she is not looked upon kindly either, she indulges in emotional blackmail and is quite shallow and unfaithful.
She is a distraction and gets in the way of the men being men.

This and a some other parts of the book make it quite clear that a European white male is the superior being.

The TV show however has females in it, some strong ones, sexy ones, some both at the same time ones, females in leadership roles, females as goodies and baddies.
The show treats females as equals in terms of ability, but at the same time, objects of desire.
It is quite clear that whilst the female roles are in fact equal to the male ones in terms of what they are capable of, they are also eye candy for the viewer, make no mistake about that.

In terms of flirting and being lead by their loins, both are treated the same.
The male characters lust after new female characters and the females lust after new male characters.

As for people of colour, I fear that the TV show is also a product of its time and all the leads are white as are most the roles.


The plot of the TV show draws from the book, but adds a lot.
A bucket load of stuff extra.
It takes the premise of the lost world with dinosaurs, ape men and lost tribes and runs amok and indeed overboard with new ideas.

You can’t help but feel that each week the producers would pop down to the studio and see what set was left over from a previous show and write an episode based around that.
Much like the original Star Trek clearly did and the Holodeck on TNG.

So the show is based upon the book but with added females in lead roles, and with a lot more over the top pulpy madness.

The characters from the book that are in the show are similar.
Lord John has the same sort of charm and rugged manliness.
Malone however seems to be American rather than Irish. (?) He struck me as a plot device in the book and this seems to translate to the TV show with him being a bit of a fifth wheel.
Challenger is changed both physically and mentally, which is good for my money as in the books he was somewhat of an arrogant and unpleasant twat.
Summerlee seemed fairly much the same, but perhaps a bit wetter and less prone to arguing with Challenger.

Summary

I like the TV show, it is not faithful to the book, it can't be, it is longer and attempts to reflect a more modern attitude.

It is a good way to pass the time and is light entertainment for nerdy types at it's best.
It has some actually very good episodes and some truly terrible ones, but the thing that keeps you coming back each time, like all good shows, is the characters and watching them develop, you grow to love them.



Monday, 4 May 2020

The Blog Is Dead, Long Live The Blog!!


On my first post I said:

"I kind of wanted one site where I can just talk about anything that pops into my mind without worrying if it is the right sort of content for the site.


Expect posts about Crom's Anvil, Conan, Red Sonja, fantasy films, comics, novels, geek merchandise and all that stuff."


However I forgot that is what I said and I convinced myself the blog was just for Sand and Sorcery stuff.
Fool of a Took!

So, now that I have remembered it is for any old crap I like....


Expect posts about:











Friday, 21 February 2020

Conan - Roleplaying

Not planned, but it seems I am about to start roleplaying again after about 20 years away from it.
It is all quite scary as I have forgotten so much and am so rusty.

On the plus side, I am using a system I like (Elric!) and it is to be tweaked and set in the wonderful setting of Hyboria.


Playing around with character sheets:




I am off to their house on Sunday to show them how roleplaying works (they are noobs to it) and to generate their PC's!

I will report back, wish us all luck!


Friday, 24 January 2020

Sand and Sorcery Films

Trying to soak up the desert feels:

So obviously the 3 Conan films.

I also watched* (though not necessarily enjoyed):

Hercules
The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
Prince of Persia
300
300 Rise of an Empire
Immortals
Jason and the Argonauts
The Scorpion King (All 5 of them, yes 5!!)
Ator the Fighting Eagle (All 4 of them)
Clash of the Titans
Wrath of the Titans
The Warrior and the Sorceress 
Deathstalker (All 4 of them, see above)
Barbarian Queen
The Barbarians
Red Sonja
Flesh and Blood
Kull the conqueror
Troy
Kingdom of Heaven
Alexander
Gods of Egypt 
Hearts and Armour
The Arena
Beastmaster
Beowulf
Conan the Adventurer
Xena 
Gunan 
Princess of Mars
John Carter 
Amazons
In the name of the King
Season of the Witch
Black Death
The Great Wall
Last Knights



However as I ran out of desert themed films I ended up setting for anything.
Some of these films are great and some are a waste of your time.

Let me know what else I should be watching!









*Some may be more fantasy than desert fantasy, but hey beggars can't be choosers.

Saturday, 21 December 2019

Sunday, 15 December 2019

Humble Beginnings



For the longest time I never bought myself any treats, no cool stuff just for the sake of it.
I figured that I did not need anything so would save my money for either Samantha’s birthday and Christmas, or for Charlotte.

However, as a family we attended GeekMania and I saw a replica sword from Conan.
Samantha insisted I treat myself as I never do, so I did.

My first bit of self bought Conan merch for the office:




Of course I already had my great Funko’s and small comic / book collection:






My birthday was soon after the show and Samantha bought me a hand made, hand drawn map of Hyboria:



It is very lovely and the lady who makes them can be found online HERE


I then figured I needed a couple of bits of artwork on my wall.
And maybe a mug, and a cushion and…



In the space of a month I have managed to turn to dull office into the starts of something with a bit more fantasy flavour.

Now, what next?

And do you have any merch to show off?